Common Rat Quotes

Discussion in 'Rat Behavior' started by Caramel, May 14, 2010.

  1. Coffeebean New Member

    Great! One good male friend coming right up! I actually have a "very good male friend" character that I use all the time to torture my lads. It seems men all over the world are a lot alike when it comes to jealousy. My mysterious, very close male friend character is everything these guys are not, and I make sure they know this. It's like pouring fresh lemon juice in a deep, nasty cut.
    Now, I have another question. When I was chatting with the rat in question, we were discussing a bad experience I had before, and he had asked me if the person I had this bad experience with was black. I wasn't expecting him to ask me that, so I was a bit surprised. Are they prejudiced? Do they have something against black people? If so, why?

    This rat in question says he is from Thala. I don't know if any of you are familiar with the area, or know anyone from there. (he claims he was shot during the stuff happening. He also said his "relative" I had chatted with was shot. He wouldn't show me any bullet wound, though. ) Also, there is another one from the same area that had been chatting me. I found it interesting that the two guys were friends. The second one was very different from the first. The first one, has tried to be very sweet and nice, etc. This second one who is his "friend" has been a prick. Very mean, demanding. He was getting quite angry with me when he was demanding I turn on my web cam for him and I told him NO. I told the first one about it, and then suddenly, he claimed they were not friends anymore. He said he "boycott him!!!" :ben: Then, he told me if his "ex-friend" tried to talk to me, that I was to neglect him!
    The other day, the "ex-friend" was chatting me, and told me he was very good friends with the first one. I told him I didn't know that. (well, cause he said he had "boycotted" him, and never talks to him now) I found this interesting, cause when he first started chatting me, I asked him if he knew the first one, and he never would answer me. Perhaps they were trying to see if I would be loyal to the first one or something. Little do they know that I'm a few steps ahead of them and know that game already!

    Oh! The rat in question also told me today he didn't want me drinking at all, for any reason. Perhaps I'll have to go out with my very good male friend tonight and have some drinks...:ben:
    I think that should give us something to talk about next time...lol
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  3. Karma Active Member

    Your so right hun xx
  4. Caramel Clairvoyante !!

    He has a 'girlfriend'
    I went on his Facebook profile which said 'in a relationship' I was so upset and my heart dropped; I really, really, really liked him!!! I decided to play along and asked him:
    "Any girls your interested in?"
    He replied:
    "No, just you bb!"
    Me:
    "Well... if you're telling the truth!"
    Him:
    "Well, I have a girlfriend on Facebook, but she's not my real gf, she asked me for help to try and make her ex-bf jealous!"
    Me:
    "Oh... sure?"
    Him:
    "Yeah bb sure, he said to me that he will kill me if I don't leave her alone!!!"

    Do you think he's telling the truth?


    The above quote was taken from another thread and I think it has a good place here. This is a new excuse, could be true or untrue but it is up to the person in question to trust her gut feelings and decide. Besides, who wants the headache at the start of a relationship with all this mistrust?
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  5. wakefield gal Well-Known Member

    I hate the word 'WALLAH' I see it as meaning 'I lie' It's a joke word for I;m taking the piss...
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  6. Munki Google Queen

    Lol agreed
  7. DragonZest TLR tester

    I agree also.

    Well wallah that God is gonna kick their ratty arses one day!
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  8. Munki Google Queen

    lol xx
  9. Laurence Well-Known Member

    Another rat quote that a lot of women has heard is this : "lots of women come to Tunisia only for the sex!!! You are not like them I hope!!!If you want to proove me you are not a sex tourist... marry me, that will take away all my doubts and grant your good intentions as a good woman with me"...
    Most of the time it's not said in this way, but it's the same meaning!!! Shame on them!!!
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  10. marilyna Well-Known Member

    I told him straight when he said Wallah, you are lying :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  11. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    oh noooooooooooo not the wallah comment, I also hate the "love you and I can't live without you" "don't let another man touch you" and the most hypocritical of them all "allah believes 1 man, 1 woman - you are my woman, my love, my life"
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  12. marilyna Well-Known Member

    All a load of shite.
  13. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    u better believe it, I didn't
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  14. marilyna Well-Known Member

    When my rat started with all the lines, I told him he was lying. He then started telling me he was different, as they do. In the end they are all the same.
  15. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    yep, they all give the same lines too, I asked him how could he love me when he didn't even know me, idiots each and everyone - if they squeak the lines they're a rat
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  16. marilyna Well-Known Member

    Yup, your'e right, they all go to the same school. Mine told me he missed me on day one, day two he started with I love you, I started laughing and could not stop. Told him not to talk like a rat, then he started lecturing me, saying he never associated with tourists or foreigners, yeah right!!!!
  17. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    omg, I had a total recall moment there - it was like my initial few dates with me X rat
  18. marilyna Well-Known Member

    I can believe it, have you put his photo up miss trust?
  19. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    not yet, have to transfer from pc to laptop but will, once worked out how to do it, one of the infamous chamkis from hammamet
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  20. marilyna Well-Known Member

    Good, gotta expose these rats. Have heard about the Chamki family, yikes! Sorry that you were a victim.
  21. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    yep, but at least I ended it and didn't have 2 much heartbreak, roughly bout 2 hours after I finished it, lol
  22. marilyna Well-Known Member

    That is true, it would have been worse the longer you stayed with him. Still not nice though.
  23. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    not sure if it would have, when he played the lines I got more and more cynical
  24. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    nope no victim, I ended it and survived very nicely, thanks, lol, mmm took about 2 hours
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  25. miss_trust Well-Known Member

    I got a cracker from the X rat, try this one for size:
    If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me
    if 1 person cares 4 u, that would be me again
    if no 1 cares 4 u, that means I'm not in this world

    YEP, *YAWNS* RAT
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