Discussion in 'Ben's Corner' started by Ben, Apr 11, 2017.
Perfect! I love this thread
It's so nice to have threads that make us laugh....an escape from rat life
Have you read Simples thread, called 'The queen of one liners'?....had me in stitches throughout my recovery
Have a read....laughter is the best medicine
OMG. These jokes are hilarious!! Thanks!!
Hot damn, a proper whore outfit advertised on TLR
I'm not surprised it's on TLR.....that's a Tunisian girl outfit, once she's left the house and changed....minus the hijab!
Have you ever seen the show Ru Paul’s Drag Race? The drag queens on that program dress similar. It’s a series on Netflix. It’s actually funny.
The Tunisian girls don't really dress exactly like that...they would have the tightest of tight jeans on under those boots and some cleavage poking out.
I have seen that programme
The faces of the Tunisian girls are painted like drag queens...it's quite frightening. It's funny to see TWAG wedding pics....they often have their faces painted like it too....it's a horrific look
When i was getting married i had a make up and hair trial, after it was finished i broke down crying i looked hideous really hideous . I looked better with no makeup in comparrison , the shit was still embedded on my face days later .no makeup wipes or soap was removing that shit. I refused for her to do my wedding makeup, i did it myself .
When we went to collect our wedding photos the photographer was stood proud as punch at his ' masterpeice' again i cried and then kicked off, he had made my face so white i looked like a porcelain doll. I made him do them again, natural normal photos. Not that shit .
Dear god the tuni women are something to be seen when they are out .this outfit is nothing to what the whores wear when they are in clubs. Totally disgusting.
Holy shit! What actually is it? Paint stripper might have worked....it's like white emulsion paint.
There are shelf loads of the stuff in Monoprix and Carrefour.
It's always made me laugh how we all want a tan and they all want to look like ghosts...much like the straight hair/curly hair and taller/shorter debates.
I have no idea but unlike here we prime then put powder/ fountain. They may as well have used a trowel, it took her nearly an hour just to do the basecoat. It was literally dabbed into my skin everywhere .then there was a further 2 layers more of some other shit. After she was finished everyone was clapping and commenting how beautiful i looked. I was horrified when i looked in the mirror every tiny mark that i must have on my face was highlighted. I tell all the wives who are due to be married dont let them do your makeup but they love it. Think its fab.
Im sure too im the only wife who hated their wedding.
What is a prime? I don't wear make-up on my face, only eyeliner and occasionally mascara....I can't bear anything on my skin. Is fountain actually foundation?
My wedding was secret, couldn't cope with all the English pomp and ceremony...so I certainly wouldn't have coped in Tunisia!
Its a little bit like a cream but slightly tinted. Just smoothes the skin out to give even coverage. I also only wear minimum makeup. I was traumatised after she finished with me, i couldnt even move my face it was that thick with makeup.
I would of prefered the pomp of an english wedding instead of that bloody wedding