Common Rat Quotes

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Caramel

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When told by a friend or a person who knows the rat about certain aspects of his behaviour, the rat will usually reply with 'You make sabotage for me'. This is when they dont know what else to say and this phrase was first mentioned by, I think, Lozza.

Can we please discuss most common phrases used by rats in particular circumstances? I think women should be aware of these.
 
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Liana

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copied from tunisiepro by Etoyoc , best ever advisor!!!!
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http://www.tunisia-love.com/


Every woman who thinks that it is only HER lover who only sends such messages to HER or who picks and composes HIS words so carefully and romantically might think different after she has read the below texts:

Love:
I love you and I can't live without you
I adore you
My life has changed since I met you
I love you since I saw you for the 1st time
You are safe
You are the most beautiful / nice / intelligent / sweet girl / woman in the world
I was lost until I found you
Now my life has a meaning
Please come to me soon
I need you
I can’t live my life without you
You are my woman
I miss you, I love you, Will you marry me?
My God says you are my woman.
I 'm poor for now...but my heart very rich of love...and all it's yours
I am for you and you are for me.
You are my life my love
Your voice is so nice / sweet
I want to make a baby with you
I want a baby from you. It will be the nicest and sweetest baby in the world
I want to grow old with you
Our last night shall be like the cream on the milk
If you are sad, remember there is one person in the world who loves you
You are good woman, woman for family
I am different:
I will never ask you for money
I am with you because I love you - all the other guys have women who buy them cars, houses, businesses, give them money or marry them for visas. I don't have any of those things. I have a bad life
I am with you because I want to be with you
I am different, I never ask anyone for anything
Trust me, I am different. I don't joke, I am serious
Stop thinking so much. You think too much, have I given you any reason not to trust me Money:
My grandmother is ill she needs an operation but it is very expensive
My mother is sick
I will I have to go to the army unless I can pay 5000 dinars to get out of it
I'm in the army and I need 20000 dinars to buy me out!
My son/daughter/brother/sister is getting married and I'm working round the clock to pay for it!
It is winter now I new a new thick coat.
I need some clothes for the winter as I do not have any
I haven't eaten all day (please send money lest I starve to death...!)
I need to buy a cow, the last one died and it's really important for our future it costs 800 dinars!
I need 10000 for my divorce before i can marry you
Send me 500 EUR/UKP/USD to rent an apartment for the week you are coming out to visit me
We only need 15000 dinars to finish the house
I love my family but they are poor and I need to help them
But I am not ok because I want to buy a Macintosh to my older brother and they are too expensive... but I don't want your money!
My telephone was stolen
My telephone fell into the water and is now broken
I need a pair of sportshoes (Nike, Adidas)
We are 4 children and my father is working too much already
We don't have the money to buy a sheep for the holiday
I cannot pay the rent for my shop, can you help?
I was robbed on my way home and they stole me all the money you gave me and my telephone
Personal Excuses:
Why you like to make me angry?
What have I done, why don't you trust me, I could have anyone, but you are the only one in my heart
I have never lied to you. It was the first and only time.
My love, forgive me for talk loud to you but you make me crazy and angry
If I hit you again I will cut off my hand, but you make me do it!
I am a good man
I have changed, I am not anymore like I was before
Poverty / Depression:
I am poor
Can’t find job
There are no jobs
I am so sad that I can not find a job
I hate this job
I have problems
I am not ok
I kill myself
I will have to work until I drop dead

Swearing:
I swear ...
My God says ...
By the eyes / head of my mother Leaving the country:
I love my country (but you can’t have a good life here)
I love my country so so much
I am happy in Tunisia, I don't ever want to leave my country.
OK, I will leave my country if it will make you happy
I tell my mother and she cries but it is ok she wants me to be happy
Family:
I already told my family about you and they are so happy for me
My family is so excited to meet you
I love my family so so much
Excuses for telephone switched off:
The battery in my mobile needed charging - that's why my phone was off
I lost my watch so I didnt know the time
I've been sleeping
I've been very sick with a cold (so I haven't been able to answer your calls)
I ran out of credit so I couldnt call you for one month
Excuses for others
numbers / calls / messages:
My friend used my phone the texts are for him!
My friend sent them when he was drunk
My friend used my mobile to text / speak to his Russian girlfriend
It was not another woman just Tunisiana / Telecom asking questions about the service
Various:
Don't make sex to anyone there. Wait for me. I am hot. I am crazy in bed
The whole of tunisia is a big brothel
Normally, I tell the women how much I want from them before I spend a night with them. I can earn hundreds of Dinars each night
In my job I could have had many young and very beautyful women (to older or not pretty women)
I feel shy because I am man and you are woman
I want to marry woman, not
girl (to older women)
I know there are good and bad people everywhere. Me, myself, sometimes I'm good, sometimes I am even better.
Don't listen to bad things baby. Dont go on internet.
And they certainly know exactly why they do not want that... :)

By the way ... a lot of extraordinary greasy and longing love texts, preferably in french or english, can be found in the telephones of many tunisian men and women.

someone must have worked very hard to copy them from one of the many collections in the Web (the percentage of contributors from normally arabic speaking countries is especially high with such collections)...
If you received or heard other interesting phrases, and if you'd like to add them to this collection, please do send them to us by email! :)
Tunisia-Love Overview
 
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Liana

Guest

1. When discussing the future:
It is better we build a house here we can also open some small business, say a cafe. In Europe the situation is difficult now, so if you and I save some money we can invest here. You can tell ur mother to sell her flat and she can move here with u and we live here happily .Here we have the sun and sea and life is not expensive.When I have a business u can stay at home and I will be working for all of us. ( How beautiful!!!!)
 
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Liana

Guest
2.When avoiding sex with an ugly woman but still wanting her money:
Darling, I cannot live with you in the hotel /rented place all the time. I must work and after I am tired .My mother is worried about me. I must go back home for the night.:ben::puke:
 
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Cita

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Liana, I think your post sums it all up. Not sure if any one will have anything further to add. Thanks.
Yes...I was going to do this anyways....!! and post some of my ex's text messages, I've read the tunisiepro articles before...brilliant!! some very funny (although not really of course) so here we go complete with spelling errors etc. (although his spoken English is very good):

Thank V M to text me after one hour i am so sad ...(this is when I first met him and was supposed to meet him but changed my mind!)
Hi baby i miss you but i am very seec ... (he was supposed to meet me ..but obviously had other plans!)
Hi thank u very mutch for every thing i havent good luck with you (?)
Hi my love i miss you v mutch (about 25 of these!)
Hi darling i thing when i ask you the truth you dont beleave me but xxxx
Hi sweety i dream a baout you last night very nice dream
Hi baby because long time i cant see you is miss u v m and i love you
U undistand me and beleave me i am happy sweety xxx
Good morning sweety i thing about you old night i hop i am with you in this moment xxx
Hi baby i l u v mutch but you dont beleave me
Please i havint anather one
Hi baby please could you tell me how u are
I love you and i thing about u every time
Hi baby i am very besy i thing i finish 1 oclock but i coll you please dont beleave any one i have just you i love you
I love you v mutch i remember you every time i hope to change your life we lieve together in paradis
I am ok and happy when i speak to you
Sweety i miss you so match
My love i miss you and i love you please help me to see you
soon u with me forever
you stay with me in tunisie forever
Please i just need you not your money
Sweety you are in my herth yo are my best love
Please i try to call u but you not text me
I dont forget u if you stay kind with me
Soon i divorce my wife
hotel security take mi phone
I hop that your family know everything about me is good please sweety tell your family that
I love you before my everything but please baby dont worry you are in my herth and my ays
Hi baby this is my new phone number bu i left him at hom (the mysterious new number..never answered except by some other guy!)
I thing u forget me now
Happy new year i hop u have the best year of your life
(too many more to list here plus numerous phone calls...but the next few are just a few days before i discovered all the truth)

Hi darling am not well i just combac from the hospitol (wasn't answering my calls or texts)
Hi darling i miss u v mutch i hop to see u before september
Hi sweety i never forget u i love you am basy now
Hi darling i hop you are my love for ever
Hi sweety i miss you v v m tongt is saturday am basy
Hi my love am seec in the hospital sorry no phone
Sweety sorry is big problem cousin is dead

Just a few examples of love, excuses etc.
 
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Caramel

Guest
Cita, your text above reminds of the words I used to get 10 years ago in emails from my ex rat of a husband (they didnt text then). I am going to dig out some of my old emails and post the contents here.
 
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tunisblue

Guest
wow i dont know wether to be sad or happy my hubbys does not say any of this stuff. i might pay for a few of the lines. $1 a line? lol
 
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WouldI

Guest
Cita, your text above reminds of the words I used to get 10 years ago in emails from my ex rat of a husband (they didnt text then). I am going to dig out some of my old emails and post the contents here.
In all fairness, these guys can't win can they?! - I mean, if there was a Tunisian man who was genuinely into a woman he would probably write similar stuff - (and if he didn't then the woman would complain that he wasn't romantic enough and would question whether he was really into her LOL!!!! :ben:)
 
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Liana

Guest
When we post here it does not mean we post only what our ''beloved ones'' tell us. Personally, I also do not hear this shit and when I do I hear some , whatsoever- it is in Arrrrrrabic , so it sounds softer for the ear:innocent::ben: but I do hear it said all around and especially when rats on the beach boast how they pick up girls or what is being told to my friends and by ''some''friends:puke:. THis thread is extremelly useful and I believe anything we may have heard should be placed here for the benefit of all.I am going to write some more in a minute.
 
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Liana

Guest
There is a wedding of my cousin in my home village. Would u come with me? It will be fun , my family will be very happy( He hopes u will see his poor household and next time will be easier to make u understand the need to send or bring gifts for his family
 
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Cita

Guest
In all fairness, these guys can't win can they?! - I mean, if there was a Tunisian man who was genuinely into a woman he would probably write similar stuff - (and if he didn't then the woman would complain that he wasn't romantic enough and would question whether he was really into her LOL!!!! :ben:)
I totally and absolutely agree with you:ben::ben:
 
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Cita

Guest
When we post here it does not mean we post only what our ''beloved ones'' tell us. Personally, I also do not hear this shit and when I do I hear some , whatsoever- it is in Arrrrrrabic , so it sounds softer for the ear:innocent::ben: but I do hear it said all around and especially when rats on the beach boast how they pick up girls or what is being told to my friends and by ''some''friends:puke:. THis thread is extremelly useful and I believe anything we may have heard should be placed here for the benefit of all.I am going to write some more in a minute.
Oh yes heard it all in Arabic, much softer to the ear, these are just some of many many text messages which 90% i questioned??;)
 
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Cita

Guest
There is a wedding of my cousin in my home village. Would u come with me? It will be fun , my family will be very happy( He hopes u will see his poor household and next time will be easier to make u understand the need to send or bring gifts for his family
Yes .... heard that one too..but not from my ex RAT:ben: ha ha ha
 
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Cita

Guest
Its good your hubby doesnt say any of the above. Shows he is a genuine person. You lucky woman.
I agree,..... Oh and and I didn't mention his last .......well not really the last was too embarrassed to post but (after he was fired from his job) .... this is complete with his spelling errors : "u dirty englisch bitch"..... so I am not an English bitch I am a 'dirty' English bitch:ben:
 
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Cita

Guest
In all fairness, these guys can't win can they?! - I mean, if there was a Tunisian man who was genuinely into a woman he would probably write similar stuff - (and if he didn't then the woman would complain that he wasn't romantic enough and would question whether he was really into her LOL!!!! :ben:)
Well .... it's a woman's preogative!:ben::innocent:(h):ben:
 
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hind

Guest
In all fairness, these guys can't win can they?! - I mean, if there was a Tunisian man who was genuinely into a woman he would probably write similar stuff - (and if he didn't then the woman would complain that he wasn't romantic enough and would question whether he was really into her LOL!!!! :ben:)
Couldnt agree more woodz!
For sure some off these words are typical rat behaviour, but other quotes can be told to you by any man, good or bad. And when you wonder if your man is a rat, dont judge him only by his sms or the words he speaks to you. After all actions speak louder then words.
 
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tunisblue

Guest
I agree,..... Oh and and I didn't mention his last .......well not really the last was too embarrassed to post but (after he was fired from his job) .... this is complete with his spelling errors : "u dirty englisch bitch"..... so I am not an English bitch I am a 'dirty' English bitch:ben:
lol what did he mean by dirty? dirty or dirty:tongue::blush:
 
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WouldI

Guest
When we post here it does not mean we post only what our ''beloved ones'' tell us. Personally, I also do not hear this shit and when I do I hear some , whatsoever- it is in Arrrrrrabic , so it sounds softer for the ear:innocent::ben: but I do hear it said all around and especially when rats on the beach boast how they pick up girls or what is being told to my friends and by ''some''friends:puke:. THis thread is extremelly useful and I believe anything we may have heard should be placed here for the benefit of all.I am going to write some more in a minute.
LOL Liana - I wasn't pulling you up for posting them - in fact they never fail to amuse me. I was just observing that often men (not only Tun men) are damned if they do and damned if they don't. But hey, that's why we drive them crazy :ben:
 
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Liana

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LOL Liana - I wasn't pulling you up for posting them - in fact they never fail to amuse me. I was just observing that often men (not only Tun men) are damned if they do and damned if they don't. But hey, that's why we drive them crazy :ben:
Oh, WouldI....misunderstanding! I replied to Tunis blue's post but I couldn't find the quote button- stupid me!:ben: Anyway, let's keep posting the ''nice phrases''
BTW my farmer has never ever sent me a text message, can it be he is illiterate???:O
 
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WouldI

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Oh, WouldI....misunderstanding! I replied to Tunis blue's post but I couldn't find the quote button- stupid me!:ben: Anyway, let's keep posting the ''nice phrases''
BTW my farmer has never ever sent me a text message, can it be he is illiterate???:O
awwwwww his written English is probably not so good perhaps - imagine if we tried to sms in arabic LOL!
 
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Caramel

Guest
oh and lets not forget 'i like the older woman caus they are good experience in the bed" lol some truth in that one heheh:D
When mine could not speak good English at first I used to get the saying ' you are very professional'. I used to get real upset as I thought he was intimating that I was like a prostitute but I later realised that he was merely trying to say I pleased him in that department. Funny, how we get things wrong when there is a language barrier.
 
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Caramel

Guest
I agree,..... Oh and and I didn't mention his last .......well not really the last was too embarrassed to post but (after he was fired from his job) .... this is complete with his spelling errors : "u dirty englisch bitch"..... so I am not an English bitch I am a 'dirty' English bitch:ben:
Funny that's what the lawyer called Guess_Who when she tried to recover money from him.
 
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