Dead Person Condolences (sign here)

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  1. Mango Chutney

    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    Gonna have to read this thread tomorrow!!
    My rats imaginary dog died a few days before I moved over :D He was so thick, he sent me pics of two different dogs :rolleyes:

    He went AWOL for about twenty six hours after the death of his imaginary friend...told me he didn't want to be here anymore, before just disappearing...I was worried sick, the manipulating shite!

    When he reappeared on FB the next day, he told me he'd taken the dog to the beach and buried it....apparently, he'd carried this feckin massive Golden Labrador in his arms at about 2am....and walked thirty minutes to bury it!! :D He claims he spent the missing 26hrs sat on the beach, with the body of his very dead, very imaginary dog! Obviously, he forgot his sand phobia for those hours of wailing and grieving :rolleyes:

    When I arrived, he pointed to a really high sofa type thingy...ain't no freakin way the imaginary dog could have got up there! He had tears of fake grief in his eyes....I had tears of restrained laughter in mine :D
    His words "That's where my dog used to sleep, I miss him so much".....I was dying inside :D:D

    I mean seriously, girls...I'm pretty good at understanding these fucktards, but can somebody please tell me....what the freakin hell was the point in all that?? :D
     
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  2. Heidi

    Heidi The Sleuth

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    Bingo ! I always suspected it - kitchen paper is magic :thumbsup:
     
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    :DWhy do they love to make shite up???:coffee::rolleyes: Are their lives THAT BORING?:D
     
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    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    This is what I just don't get!
    Usually, when they lie, you can eventually see the logic they saw in the lie, the ways they thought they would benefit, ie....money for a funeral, money for hospital costs, military release etc, but this one, this imaginary dog....what the hell was the freakin point?

    All I can think, is that because he knew I was an animal lover and owned a dog, did he think it was a way of pulling on my heart strings, make himself look loving and caring.....and then panic, as I couldn't meet the imaginary dog on arrival?
    If yes.....he f*cked up big time in months to come...by trying to get me to adopt a dog for him to use for fighting :Evil:
     
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