Discussion in 'The Cat's Coffee House' started by Meteorite, May 24, 2015.
You really can´t blame her, if she was unable to find your dick
"Mother Hen" - the beginning
Awww, how nice to finally have a face to put to the name Have you got one of 'Heidi' - The beginning? For a bigger challenge.... 'Mango Chutney' - The beginning!
"Mango Chutney" - The beginning
I don´t like to talk about me in front of myself. It´s embarrassing
I'm traumatised! I don't like butter knives I've had my skin peeled off, been sliced, scraped, pulled in half and had my seed removed - bugger, brings back memories of my c-sections And then, as if it couldn't get any more mentally painful...I was buried in a pot! I guess there is at least some comfort to be had from my shiny, orange skin tone. Aww, if I had confidence in my skills, I'd upload a video of kitten Heidi....but I have no faith in my abilities. I just wanted to know if you've been grey haired since birth
Well dear, that´s how baby mangos are made
And four beautiful baby mangoes that I made too. I wish they'd been planted in a pot for growth though...not in my poor, misshapen tummy
Happy Easter To All
Love the impossible ones!!!
I've only got coffee....I'll find somebody else to flirt with
no so fast....
"Dumb and Dumber"
(my Rat was pretty and stupid)
I'm literally crying with laughter! Those poor little, ratty tootsies!
I can't stop laughing!!
Sometimes life aint easy