How can I keep a Tunisian man satisfied?

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  1. WitchHazel

    WitchHazel Well-Known Member

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    My experience has been that they bitch and complain and require the planets to be aligned at all times. LOL....Get a life!
     
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  2. ExNorway

    ExNorway Well-Known Member

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    Have You not heard about " the Sound og one hand clapping "? ;)

    To the Q: it's a joke a satcfied Tunisian ( rat ) is still not detected so whatever you are willing to do ( some shokran, tajin / brick ( food) and dancing will defently not help)
    Belly dancing can even get you killed and dumpt in the ocean with your arms sepperated from your body as happened to a Barbro Zedini married to a T rat in Norway ...

    I hope you are joking and obviously don't try !
     
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  3. Heidi

    Heidi The Sleuth

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    Just send him money and stay out of his way ;)
     
  4. ExNorway

    ExNorway Well-Known Member

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    Or offer him to have sex with Your Nice at 15 an obivoulsly a virgin ....what more don't forget to sacrefy your whole economical, emotional, financial, social and job safety - and add your family's safety it will keep him going for a couple of months especially with free accsess to minor family members !
     
  5. ExNorway

    ExNorway Well-Known Member

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    Ps. Not a joke my x said after seeing my niece dance at 13-14 to my aunt (...) she has a nice body !

    Well my aunt did not find the rat very charming in his observations ! ( oh the stuff you remember ! Puke!
     
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  6. Heidi

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    When I was 12, my parents had a tunisian man visiting with his german girlfriend. He asked me to dance with him and secretly fondled my breast....
     
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  7. ExNorway

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    F***this post makes me angry - and trigger my
    F***** it's adding up today I declear it it's allowed to hate some T men for 12 hours, they are not allowed more time - but it makes me sick. Sorry you had this experience !
    Xxxx
     
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  8. ExNorway

    ExNorway Well-Known Member

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    Pew I feel better now when it dawned on my who asked this Q ofcourse it was the male rat from the other thred ...!
    Should have known, guess it was a break in my harddisk fileing, sorry !
     
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    Know I remember ofcourse that Simpel Tunisian is the boyfriend of R. So they are having a perfect relation satifing each other!
     
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  10. Phish

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    Wonder where ratty batty(batty ratty) has got too
     
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  11. ExNorway

    ExNorway Well-Known Member

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    He is in bed with the Simpel tunisian having sexy time with his phone off
     
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  12. I_fell_for_it

    I_fell_for_it Well-Known Member

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    lol lol lol.. I'll add Nik o mak to that (to Ratty Batty of course) !!!! xx
     
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  13. Ben

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    Here : a very simple recipe :

    Tell him he is awesome 3 times a day : one in the morning , one in the afternoon, one before dinner
    Tell him there is no God but him once a day : any time you choose .. preferably when he first wakes up -- early morning
    Tell him : you never had sex like that !!! OMG !! EVER !! after every intimate moment with him (it works for her too if you are into that :D:Geek:)
    tell him : your penis is so big you never seen anything like that (Even if it's 2 centimeters long)


    This formula works anywhere in the world anytime with any man :p good luck !
     
  14. Alien

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    2 centimeter is big:rolleyes:.... ha-ha-ha! :D Yeah, all men wants to hear that theirs are the biggest one! ;):p I don't know why is this frustration about their size....;)
    That's why women think that l______________________________l this is 15 cm! ;);):p
     
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    Sorry Ben, had to correct your post :D
     
  16. simple

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    The best way to satisfy him in bed ,,,,,make sure you keep your purse under his pillow ,,
     
  17. Alien

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    :D:D:D:D:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

    When my friend was firstly together sexually with her ex-rat, his first question was: "Is it big"?
    She answered: NO! :whistle::whistle::whistle: (I asked her why didn't she said to him it was big? She said to me, she was honest as usual, it wasn't big...:D..)
     
  18. ExNorway

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    Idiot Rat Bat. Look up the definition of idiot on Wikipedia
     
  19. MissMetal

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    This is your best post ever!! I don't come on often but this is your best that I have read. Totally agree!

     
  20. MissMetal

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    The real question should be what can a tunisian man do to keep us happy!!
     
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  21. Alien

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    :D:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Yeah, it would be a good topic for a new thread! :)
     
  22. Racist minger

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    That's true .. but I always believe that it depends on the individual-basis equation except when it comes to those hotel animators.. it's not an option to satisfy a mind who's constantly running with no hope to break. Only death and tombs can satisfy these people.. As a decent Tunisian and I hope I'm and I be.. it takes very little effort to satisfy a Tunisian .. just few good words, a smile and a hug. A Tunisian man sees the whole life inside his wife's eyes and she doesn't need any external resources to keep him happy but herself and her shiny smile.
     
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  23. MissMetal

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    I would say you need to throw in a bowl of some good couscous with chicken and jobs done. :)

    I know that the animators are your point of reference for Rats, but you might want to go a bit further....its many in the hospitality industry, but its also expanded to very well educated men working in regular jobs. Money might not be their motivation, but Visas have been and so they have been just as manipulative to get what they want.
     
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  24. N. Amany

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    Mine had a good RATucation too He had a Masters Degree He was a Master Thief an excellent Liar and a Major Asshole i dare you say he wasnt educated :eek:.............
     
  25. Heidi

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    So Tunisia adopted policies to lower fertility as a way to slow population growth, but what´s sex got to do with it :confused:
     

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