Discussion in 'Ben's Corner' started by Goodoldchap, Jun 29, 2018.
Now there's a satisfying vision
You think those tacky things would last beyond one owner?
Ooh. I thought it was mushrooms.
And after he puts it in his ass. He is a pervert ! That says all.
I’m sure the smell would be scary.
A prickly ass pervert. Has a ring to it.
No, it's definitely cactus - he drinks it as tea too
Oh lawdyyyy......the flip flops again!
I can never look at flip flops the same way ever again! The national footwear for all of Tunisia! I refuse to wear the things again! I think I would literally get sick if I saw flip flops in a shoe store now. Luckily, they are not popular at all in Japan!
I’m dying laughing reading this thread.....just read about the flip flops, then read his name is Ahmed (yeah, right)...... give my rat credit for a sense of humour......he added HA to the Ahmed.....yep on Facebook....Ahmed HA! I should have seen it as a warning!
Now, the teeth subject came up! Oh Mango.....you are such a witty delight! I’m dying laughing!
Abdelhak drinks fermented homemade palm trees.....calls it wine, but it’s very potent! They are creative rats!
As for used flip flops, my pink, glittery ones disintegrated when I wore them on my slightly titillated sidewalk! I was so devastated....NOT! I got to see what they are made from....it looked like cheap cardboard to me! The suckers literally fell apart! He bought them for me as a gift (with my cash in his pocket)...I’m thinking he spent about 1 dinar (isn’t that about 50 cents in USD....half of one dollar....the cheap bastard!)
My sidewalk is not titillated! Auto correct loves that word...it was a titillated sidewalk! Duh!
It still won’t take the word and I spelled out and pushed it.......it was a “slightly covered in rain” sidewalk.... the word rhymes with bet! It was titillated!!!
OMG....I give up!!!
Judith....I told you before.....you have to leave a gap
OOps....I forgot! Thanks! Haha
I would love to put a very prickly cactus....awww....might as well go full power....make that CACTI......into Abdelhak’s backside! Wouldn’t that be fun? The idiot who cried and nearly died when I pulled off a bandaid from his busted fingers which he got from punching out my chandelier! He’s such a baby regarding pain! If I see that monster again, he will wish it were only bandaids! Has anybody seen his brother on here? He defriended and blocked me over a year ago! When the going got rough, the weak.....guilty con artist....ran!
I’m crying but in a good way. Judithlyn has a titillated sidewalk and @Mango Chutney has me bawling from laughter! Mango you do have a way with words. I have not laughed this much in a long time
I got a little advice for the (I hope not) soon to be Mrs.Ahmed Ben Selma
How to Train a Rat to Stand on Their Hind Legs (to Beg)
OMG....you found Abdelhak Rahali!!! He can’t walk on his back legs though!! Actually, he can’t do anything except f***! He’s lower than a rat truthfully!! Happy that rat seems to be doing well! If only Abdelhak was as lucky??? Hhhhhhh
That little twat called me tonight! As usual, I did NOT answer! He’s a freaking moron!! I’m angry today and then that little twat calls me?! Yes, I’m more angry! Oh if only he would ring my doorbell! I’d end up in prison! I am sorry but I detest that lowlife and I think I have that right to do so! He’s put me through so much, as has that psychotic family!! They are too much!!! Sorry, I’m furious! I leave him alone and have for a very long time! Why won’t he stop harassing me? He lost both of us on the same day! That deluded psychopath can’t get it...both of us are gone!!!!!!!
Ahmed Ben Selma has found his russian honey pot. Let the games begin....
He pretends to be Winnie -the Pooh
As I look into my crystal ball - I see Russia - I see shabby apartements with graffity all over - I see lots of pot holes in the street - I see a place in the middle of nowhere but then, I'm just a clairvoyant