If I may put my two cents in.

Discussion in 'Ben's Corner' started by Goodoldchap, Jun 29, 2018.

  1. Liona

    Liona Well-Known Member

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    Ahahaha. Someone could be so kind to knite him a tiny winter bag for his dick: 2 cm Х 3сm.:D
     
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    He is so poor, he even has to make his own drugs from a cactus 24.gif
     
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    Liona Well-Known Member

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    Do yo mean the cactus in his ass?
     
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  4. Heidi

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    No, he picks cactus from the road side and makes his own drugs, smoking them on the roof of his family home 67.gif
     
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  5. Mango Chutney

    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    Now there's a satisfying vision :p
     
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    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    You think those tacky things would last beyond one owner? :D:D
     
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    Ooh. I thought it was mushrooms.
     
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    And after he puts it in his ass. He is a pervert ! That says all.:D:D
     
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    Probably not. :D:eek:
    I’m sure the smell would be scary.
     
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    A prickly ass pervert. Has a ring to it.
     
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  11. Heidi

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    No, it's definitely cactus - he drinks it as tea too :D
     
  12. Judithlyn

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    Oh lawdyyyy......the flip flops again! :D
    I can never look at flip flops the same way ever again! The national footwear for all of Tunisia! :cool: I refuse to wear the things again! I think I would literally get sick if I saw flip flops in a shoe store now. Luckily, they are not popular at all in Japan! :thumbsup:
     
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    I’m dying laughing reading this thread.....just read about the flip flops, then read his name is Ahmed (yeah, right)...... give my rat credit for a sense of humour......he added HA to the Ahmed.....yep on Facebook....Ahmed HA! I should have seen it as a warning!
    Now, the teeth subject came up! Oh Mango.....you are such a witty delight! I’m dying laughing! :D:thumbsup:
     
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    Abdelhak drinks fermented homemade palm trees.....calls it wine, but it’s very potent! They are creative rats!

    As for used flip flops, my pink, glittery ones disintegrated when I wore them on my slightly titillated sidewalk! I was so devastated....NOT! I got to see what they are made from....it looked like cheap cardboard to me! The suckers literally fell apart! He bought them for me as a gift (with my cash in his pocket)...I’m thinking he spent about 1 dinar (isn’t that about 50 cents in USD....half of one dollar....the cheap bastard!)
     
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    My sidewalk is not titillated! Auto correct loves that word...it was a titillated sidewalk! Duh!
     
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    It still won’t take the word and I spelled out and pushed it.......it was a “slightly covered in rain” sidewalk.... the word rhymes with bet! It was titillated!!!
     
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    OMG....I give up!!! :eek:
     
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    Judith....I told you before.....you have to leave a gap :D:D:D:D:D:D

    W et :thumbsup:
     
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    OOps....I forgot! Thanks! Haha
     
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    I would love to put a very prickly cactus....awww....might as well go full power....make that CACTI......into Abdelhak’s backside! Wouldn’t that be fun? The idiot who cried and nearly died when I pulled off a bandaid from his busted fingers which he got from punching out my chandelier! He’s such a baby regarding pain! If I see that monster again, he will wish it were only bandaids! Has anybody seen his brother on here? He defriended and blocked me over a year ago! When the going got rough, the weak.....guilty con artist....ran!
     
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    I’m crying :Cry:but in a good way. Judithlyn has a titillated sidewalk and @Mango Chutney has me bawling from laughter! Mango you do have a way with words. I have not laughed this much in a long time :love:
     
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    I got a little advice for the (I hope not) soon to be Mrs.Ahmed Ben Selma ;)

    How to Train a Rat to Stand on Their Hind Legs (to Beg)

     
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  24. Judithlyn

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    OMG....you found Abdelhak Rahali!!! He can’t walk on his back legs though!! Actually, he can’t do anything except f***! He’s lower than a rat truthfully!! Happy that rat seems to be doing well! If only Abdelhak was as lucky??? Hhhhhhh
     
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    That little twat called me tonight! As usual, I did NOT answer! He’s a freaking moron!! I’m angry today and then that little twat calls me?! Yes, I’m more angry! Oh if only he would ring my doorbell! I’d end up in prison! I am sorry but I detest that lowlife and I think I have that right to do so! He’s put me through so much, as has that psychotic family!! They are too much!!! Sorry, I’m furious! I leave him alone and have for a very long time! Why won’t he stop harassing me? He lost both of us on the same day! That deluded psychopath can’t get it...both of us are gone!!!!!!!
     
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