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Major Ratslayer
"one million sperm and you were the fastest ?" I said to my rat when he woke up at 4 pm to eat so he could go back to sleep,on a full stomache !!!
 

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Major Ratslayer
Us tourists are crazy ,we spend hundreds, sometimes thousands of pounds for a two week holiday, to relax in the sun,,but go mental when we haggle over a shit piece of ceramic thats costs £5 ...Then when you finally get it down to £3 and take it back to the hotel ,you still feel cheated !!
 
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Mango Chutney

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Heidi, what were you actually Googling to find this? :D You need to go back to the doctors, I fear you need a higher dose of medication :p
 
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