Introducing the Queen of one- liners our very own simple :)

[simple]

Just heard my ex rat is going to be a father ,,,Wonder if his wife knows about it

 

[simple]

Common english mistakes,,,,Using they"er instaed of their..using an apostrophe to indicate a plural.. ,,,letting rats into the country,,,not using a capital letter after a full stop ...

 

[Brasilgirl]

Anyone know how to get this stuff into Tunisia’s water supply?

 

[Mango Chutney]

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Anyone know how to get this stuff into Tunisia’s water supply?

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[simple]

Seeing my ex for the first time in months,left me with just one thought....I wish the neighbours dog would stop digging up my garden !!!

 

[Heidi]

Seeing my ex for the first time in months,left me with just one thought....I wish the neighbours dog would stop digging up my garden !!!

Sister

 

[simple]

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[Brasilgirl]

 

[Mango Chutney]

Gatecrashing Simple's thread.....because it's the best place for this

 

[juicyfruit]

Gatecrashing Simple's thread.....because it's the best place for this

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Now THAT IS EFFEN FUNNY

 

[Arkady]

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[simple]

A Tunisian rat ,a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar,He orders a drink ,,

 

[Mango Chutney]

A Tunisian rat ,a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar,He orders a drink ,,

Hahaha! I knew a bloke just like that

 

[simple]

In the news today..64 tunisian rats died in Hammamet,it was not a terrorist attack ,a bunk bed collapsed,The police are blaming Al ikea

 

[simple]

The only thing positive about rats ,is H.I.V

 

[simple]

Who woudlnt want this !!!Bet his fb avatar is Johnny Depp

 

[Laura2014]

View attachment 51905 Who woudlnt want this !!!Bet his fb avatar is Johnny Depp

Ooh... makes me all dreamy... imagine snuggling down with this beaut.

 

[jennyelle]

i'm thick...................
Yes you are

 

[jennyelle]

guess you're right . not a problem

Yes just ask your good at begging...

 

[Mystery]

View attachment 51905 Who woudlnt want this !!!Bet his fb avatar is Johnny Depp

Hahaha

 

[Heidi]

 

[simple]

Thank you Heidi ,,love u lots ,Sorry i havnt been in touch ,but ,,,"my i phone she fell in the water ,when i try to save tourist from hotel pool and i pad she break when camel step on it and i cant buy new because my friend in hospital and need millions of dinar to fix broken arm ,but nevermind ,how are you "xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Heidi]

Thank you Heidi ,,love u lots ,Sorry i havnt been in touch ,but ,,,"my i phone she fell in the water ,when i try to save tourist from hotel pool and i pad she break when camel step on it and i cant buy new because my friend in hospital and need millions of dinar to fix broken arm ,but nevermind ,how are you "xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Laura2014]

Thank you Heidi ,,love u lots ,Sorry i havnt been in touch ,but ,,,"my i phone she fell in the water ,when i try to save tourist from hotel pool and i pad she break when camel step on it and i cant buy new because my friend in hospital and need millions of dinar to fix broken arm ,but nevermind ,how are you "xxxxxxxxxxxx

So sorry to hear about your recent bad luck @simple. I’m sure myself and others would be only to happy to replace your phone and iPad and of course help pay for your friends hospital treatment. What terrible bad luck. Perhaps try a go fund me page?

 

[Heidi]

So sorry to hear about your recent bad luck @simple. I’m sure myself and others would be only to happy to replace your phone and iPad and of course help pay for your friends hospital treatment. What terrible bad luck. Perhaps try a go fund me page?

something like this:

 

[simple]

So sorry to hear about your recent bad luck @simple. I’m sure myself and others would be only to happy to replace your phone and iPad and of course help pay for your friends hospital treatment. What terrible bad luck. Perhaps try a go fund me page?

You dont understand me ,,i want nothing from you ,,just you ,I kill myself ,,i swear .im virgin not like the other who lie .Whalla i have only you,,,,xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Heidi]

You dont understand me ,,i want nothing from you ,,just you ,I kill myself ,,i swear .im virgin not like the other who lie .Whalla i have only you,,,,xxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm enchanted

 

[Mango Chutney]

This thread

 

[Laura2014]

You dont understand me ,,i want nothing from you ,,just you ,I kill myself ,,i swear .im virgin not like the other who lie .Whalla i have only you,,,,xxxxxxxxxxxx

I think you meant I keel myself.

 

[Snuggle]

Sorry I have to go for a sheet