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MH007

Administrator
Staff member
Heres n old joke for MH because its one of her favs,,,,,,MY rat once asked me what i would most like to do with his body ..apparently identify it was the wrong answer !!
I still love it even after all these years

MH x
 

Etoyoc

Junior Rat Expert
I was just checking some very old forum posts about how to put a horse into a refrigerator, I completely forgot about that...
 

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Ratslayer
I was just checking some very old forum posts about how to put a horse into a refrigerator, I completely forgot about that...
Was it one of my jokes?? Because i dont remember <<Alright i"ll fall for it ,,I dont know how do you put a horse in a refrigerator ??
 

Etoyoc

Junior Rat Expert
Yes, that is the correct solution:

1) Open door
2) remove horse from refrigerator
3) put cow into refrigerator
4) Close door

Now, the next question is ... how can you tell that there is a cow in the refrigerator?
 

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Ratslayer
Well, that is easy:

1) open door
2) put horse in
3) close door

Which leads now to the next question: How do you put a cow into the refrigerator
Yes, that is the correct solution:

1) Open door
2) remove horse from refrigerator
3) put cow into refrigerator
4) Close door

Now, the next question is ... how can you tell that there is a cow in the refrigerator?
The footprints ,or hoof prints in the butter ?
 
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