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Jisela

Rat Expert
The amount of public flatulence in Tunisia is shocking. The only people I knew who let it rip like that were older and didn’t care any more.
 

Etoyoc

Junior Rat Expert
Now for something really easy ... why wouldn't you want to go into the jungle at night?
Well, because the elephants are excercising skydiving.

... after that, one would usually ask 2-3 other, different, questions, to make people forget that ... and then ...

"Do you know, btw, why crocodiles are so flat?"

And the obvious answer is then "because they went into the jungle at night".

Oh well, let me stop here and not torture you with the 4 elephants in the VW Beetle or man with the frog on his head. :)
 

simple

Ratslayer
Well, because the elephants are excercising skydiving.

... after that, one would usually ask 2-3 other, different, questions, to make people forget that ... and then ...

"Do you know, btw, why crocodiles are so flat?"

And the obvious answer is then "because they went into the jungle at night".

Oh well, let me stop here and not torture you with the 4 elephants in the VW Beetle or man with the frog on his head. :)
Your on the same medication im on ,arent you !! :)
 

Meteorite

Junior Rat Expert
Hey Chick

Good to see you - was just thinking the other day how you are doing.

MH x
Awe thanks lovely...am doing amazing thanks. New home new job new car new Meow cat...men and rat free haha...found that beautiful new beginning, found me again and am just so happy....who would have thought hey! How are you doing? Hope you and the family are keeping well and lifes been good to you. Thanks for giving me that chance...you and all the ladies in here who were my rocks....am now ready to be a real meteorite lol a big rock xx Miss you btw every tome I visit my cuz and see her hens am like MH007 haha
 

Meteorite

Junior Rat Expert
Awe thanks lovely...am doing amazing thanks. New home new job new car new lemons cat...men and rat free haha...found that beautiful new beginning, found me again and am just so happy....who would have thought hey! How are you doing? Hope you and the family are keeping well and lifes been good to you. Thanks for giving me that chance...you and all the ladies in here who were my rocks....am now ready to be a real meteorite lol a big rock xx Miss you btw every tome I visit my cuz and see her hens am like MH007 haha
Lemons haha that says p u s s y cat haha
 

Meteorite

Junior Rat Expert
Enough already I have been racking my brains all day on what is going to be a simple answer.

MH x
Perhaps you dont go into the jungle at night because all the trees leave......so no jungle to enter at night......or have i overthought that hahaa xx
 
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MH007

Administrator
Staff member
Awe thanks lovely...am doing amazing thanks. New home new job new car new lemons cat...men and rat free haha...found that beautiful new beginning, found me again and am just so happy....who would have thought hey! How are you doing? Hope you and the family are keeping well and lifes been good to you. Thanks for giving me that chance...you and all the ladies in here who were my rocks....am now ready to be a real meteorite lol a big rock xx Miss you btw every tome I visit my cuz and see her hens am like MH007 haha
Im so proud of you it brings a lump to my throat.

You came here broken, angry and destroyed and i'm so so pleased that you finally found the happiness you deserved and we knew you would find.

There is life after rats :thumbsup:

I prefer lemon chicken rather than lemon cats lol

Well done you!

MH x
 

Meteorite

Junior Rat Expert
Im so proud of you it brings a lump to my throat.

You came here broken, angry and destroyed and i'm so so pleased that you finally found the happiness you deserved and we knew you would find.

There is life after rats :thumbsup:

I prefer lemon chicken rather than lemon cats lol

Well done you!

MH x
Oh dont have me crying your getting me all emotional now:rolleyes:, such beautiful words MH thank you:love:....you guys certainly had your hands full at times with me and Im sure I had you at the end of your tether many times but you never gave up on me.....and you never let me give up on me either so thank you!

Oh MH I'd say more than just life after rats.....a peaceful paradise is there waiting. I found it by being kind to myself, putting me first, started with small personal goals and done things that made me happy... things then just fell into place.....now months pass without even a thought of Nour or even Tunisia......I dont remember dates or anything.....!

TLR was the start of my beautiful beginnings...just didnt know it at the time lol

Lemon chicken now your talking lol ...lemon......took me a while to realise why TLR changed the word:whistle::whistle::thumbsup:

Thanks for giving me my life back Im forever in your debt MH007 & All the Chicks. Love and hugs xxx
 

simple

Ratslayer
How is a rat like a laxative ,,They both irritate the s h i t out of you !!!! What does it mean when a rat is in your bed gasping and calling out your name ?? You didnt hold the pillow down long enough!!
 
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