Introducing the Queen of one- liners our very own simple :)

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  1. Heidi

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    Gatecrashing Simple's thread.....because it's the best place for this :D:D

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    :eek: Now THAT IS EFFEN FUNNY :D:D:D
     
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    A Tunisian rat ,a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar,He orders a drink ,,
     
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    Hahaha! I knew a bloke just like that :D
     
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    In the news today..64 tunisian rats died in Hammamet,it was not a terrorist attack ,a bunk bed collapsed,The police are blaming Al ikea
     
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    The only thing positive about rats ,is H.I.V
     
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    hqdefault.jpg Who woudlnt want this !!!Bet his fb avatar is Johnny Depp
     
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    Ooh... makes me all dreamy... imagine snuggling down with this beaut.
     
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    Yes just ask your good at begging...
     
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    Hahaha
     
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    Thank you Heidi ,,love u lots ,Sorry i havnt been in touch ,but ,,,"my i phone she fell in the water ,when i try to save tourist from hotel pool and i pad she break when camel step on it and i cant buy new because my friend in hospital and need millions of dinar to fix broken arm ,but nevermind ,how are you "xxxxxxxxxxxx
     
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    So sorry to hear about your recent bad luck @simple. I’m sure myself and others would be only to happy to replace your phone and iPad and of course help pay for your friends hospital treatment. What terrible bad luck. Perhaps try a go fund me page?
     
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    something like this:

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    You dont understand me ,,i want nothing from you ,,just you ,I kill myself ,,i swear .im virgin not like the other who lie .Whalla i have only you,,,,xxxxxxxxxxxx
     
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    cat-paper-facial-expressions-montage-4.jpg I'm enchanted :love:
     
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    This thread :D
     
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    I think you meant I keel myself.:D
     
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    Sorry I have to go for a sheet
     
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