Lonely hearts

Discussion in 'The Cat's Coffee House' started by WouldI, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. Caramel

    Caramel Clairvoyante !!

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    This one cracked me up. He wants the big tits. Will he settle for those and forget about the visa and the money? Ha ha. I dont think so.
     
  2. Caramel

    Caramel Clairvoyante !!

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    Wonder where he got those words from? He has not even met her yet. Keep posting these. Very amusing.
     
  3. tunisblue

    tunisblue Active Member

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    tunisblue Active Member

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    be still my beating heart... ohhh
     
  5. tunisblue

    tunisblue Active Member

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    oh myyyyy..
     
  6. mezoo

    mezoo The Decider

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    lol...
     
  7. Caramel

    Caramel Clairvoyante !!

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    Ha, ha - this one has definitely missed the boat. Is he saying maybe his eyes are grey too? Did he forget to mention no teeth or if he has teeth, they are probably very black with all that sheesha smoking and coffee? At 55 he needs someone to take care of a male? What about his mother?:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
     
  8. Beansontoast

    Beansontoast Moderator Staff Member

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    Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  9. AmberHeart

    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    Freaking Hilarious!! Can’t stop laughing.
     
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  10. Epiphany

    Epiphany Well-Known Member

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    Uuuhhh yeah ok then :confused:
     
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  11. AmberHeart

    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    :D Wow super serious
     
  12. AmberHeart

    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    Did you read them all? Rats changed their strategy, they ain’t this honest anymore:D:eek:
     
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    Brasilgirl Well-Known Member

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    :eek: Maybe my eyes what? Maybe he’s not sure he has any? Maybe what?
     
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  14. Epiphany

    Epiphany Well-Known Member

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    Nope but I guess i'm gonna read now :p
     
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  15. AmberHeart

    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    Funny they say they are good men and love poetry...had a good laugh reading their most honest thoughts
     
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  16. Brasilgirl

    Brasilgirl Well-Known Member

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    These are hilarious! :D
    Appearance: I am a crazy artist. A93E6217-A5CC-4C67-9A93-1CB4B9811306.gif
     
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  17. Epiphany

    Epiphany Well-Known Member

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    Wait....so he thinks this is a dating site or he's just being a smart ass?
     
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    Brasilgirl Well-Known Member

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    They say whatever they think you want to hear.
     
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    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    He is quoting rats that are looking for “love”
     
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    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    A little of “I love poetry and arts then switching to looking for big tits, discrete relationship, masturbation....” if rats were still this honest they would be extinct by now
     
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    Too funny :D
     
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  22. AmberHeart

    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    That’s how they really think. No filter. :eek::D:speechless:
     
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    Epiphany Well-Known Member

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    That sounds about right
     
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    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    True, nowadays they tell all sort of lies. Nothing like these guys.
     
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  25. Epiphany

    Epiphany Well-Known Member

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    They lie so much they don't even know what the truth is anymore
     
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