So confused

Discussion in 'Ben's Corner' started by Wedley, May 27, 2015.

  1. see clearly

    see clearly Well-Known Member

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    Stand well back then after lighting lol
     
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    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    Girl.....I'm working on it! Just gotta prioritise the 'Benidorm Bucket' and my return to education first....and then I shall start the 'Canada Collection', woop woop!! :p
     
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    spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Lol. Theres bigger ones but i thought we'd start small
     
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    spartacus Well-Known Member

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    I will send you the first 5 bucks to get u started :)
     
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    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    Awww, I feel like a true rat now! Send me moneyyyyyyyy!! :p
     
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    spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Lmao :p
     
  7. Masha

    Masha Well-Known Member

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    Hmm...after all maybe this cucumber thing is a bit complicated why not manipulate the rapist ..say pretending you enjoy it and then bite into his balls like a Doberman in frenzy:p
     
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    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    I think I actually have a bit of sick in my mouth :sick: Ewwww, ain't no filthy rat balls going in this mouth :sick: I'll just invest in the Doberman, he can do the job on my behalf.
     
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  9. Masha

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    Actually throwing up the rapist's mouth is a good idea hope the stomach acid makes him blind and then the Doberman's job....:rolleyes:
     
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    I told fluffy about your idea. He's in!
     
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    Heidi The Sleuth

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    "Hubby, your Katusa is waiting for you":D:D:D dog.jpg
     
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  13. see clearly

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    Girls! Look at that. Why don't we try it? Next time I face any problem i will try. It could also be sprayed inside the pants when he goes out without permission hhhh;)unobtrusively and effectively !
     
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    Or ....powdered laxative in food when they get into monkey mood :
    The strongest laxatives are stimulant laxatives, according to the Mayo Clinic. These laxatives stimulate the intestinal muscles to contract thus eliminating whatever is in the intestines. Examples of stimulant laxatives include Dulcolax and Senokot. Such laxatives can be bought over the counter and do not require a prescription Just imagine him going on a secret date ! The mistress would run for her life!
     
  16. see clearly

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    That's probably why they use water instead of toilet roll Lol
     
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    ha ha ha ha that must be it !!!!!!!!!!!
    On the other hand after tons of harrisa their ass must have resistance to hot iron. Laxative will work though :coffee:
     
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    Water and their hands, oh God, their hands in their own shit :Cry: I swear I'm going to be damaged for life after learning that....I'm very slightly traumatised :sick:
     
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    Rats should be tormented on a daily basis with an exception of breaks so they can remain alive
     
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    Lol ihad to look twice at that . That's the sort of thing I would say too lol
     
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    Ha... after my ex left the bathroom I had to take a mop and bucket to it.. the only way I can describe it is like one of those water toys that you wind the arms backwards and they repel forwards uncontrollably... are you getting the gist? :rolleyes:... he insisted on getting one of those hose pipes to spray his arse clean,...does that mean it's okay to spray it all over the walls? :eek:
     
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    God no aim control with water or wee
     
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    Hahaha, very descriptive! Omg, do you still have the hose? I found out right towards the end of the relationship, thank God. Had I known before, I don't think I'd have eaten for two years :sick: I truly can't get my head round it, my ratty family had no soap more times than I can count....no wonder I had crippling tummy bugs a couple of times....I'd been eating their shite :sick:

    * Keep an eye out for comments by Tasmin and Cuddle, they too brought their rats over, their descriptions of toilet habits have had me in tears of laughter.
     
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    Ha... the hose is history thank the Lord but I will def keep my eyes peeled for Tasmin and Cuddle..it's great therapy reading past posts/comments because sadly other women's struggle and heartache makes me feel less alone. Regarding the de-ratting I haven't found anything too distressing yet..the usual crap... crumbs, litter..the odd cotton bud coated in ratty wax.. mainly tack.. he cleared out everything that might have got him some dosh on ebay but I do have some Kaftans that may make a little..the courtyard is becoming full of clutter so hopefully it will be something towards a man and van to get it to the local tip... this rat is well gone ladies.. I can finally breathe again :thumbsup:
     
  25. Mango Chutney

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    Good for you, girl....must be so satisfying clearing his shite out...a nice, clean, un-contaminated rat free future! :) I understand what you mean about others comments, the relief of knowing you are not alone, that so many others fell into the same trap is huge! Once educating yourself on the game, you can see exactly how this hell happened to you, these findings helped me no end! If I ever come across the shit threads (I think there is two where we discussed it in depth), I'll tag you on them....get those tissues ready for a good giggle :D
     
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