There's just no pleasing some people! Ok, let me add another suggestion: Semi boil kettle, pour water into saucepan, add one egg and turn hob on. Go sit in living room with a cup of tea and a good book.....and wait for the massive explosion of forgotten egg in the saucepan that has boiled dry! Recommendation: The burn ain't gonna clean off that smelly saucepan, so after cleaning exploded egg off every surface and wall in kitchen (also, check ceiling), bin saucepan, buy a new one.....and grab a ready made sandwich whilst shopping Added recommendation: Invest in decent air freshener....ya house gonna stink for days!!