Walid Ouertatani

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  1. AmberHeart

    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    Heidi The Sleuth

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    Translation please :)
     
  3. Apples

    Apples Well-Known Member

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    Translating....I facked up my chance to get a visa because I’m a abusive lying psycho (just to name a few). I’m going to blame and outright make up shit and lies so I look like an innocent victim.Today,tomorrow and always.
    Then I’m going to scam more unsuspecting people and lure them to a hellhole named Tunisia so I can abuse them or worse if they don’t give me all the things I want. VISA/MONEY
     
  4. Mango Chutney

    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    Well, I guess he's not attempting suicide today, tomorrow, or the day after :thumbsup:
    Bollocks, I was waiting for a new pic of his head smeared with harissa and espresso, or a new video about his facken broken haret :Cry:
     
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    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    ❤️ Well done miss Apples :love:
     
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  6. Heidi

    Heidi The Sleuth

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    Yeah :D

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  7. Mango Chutney

    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    Ha, top right, picture eight: MY FAVOURITE!!!
    I swear that is a pair of kids tights :D
     
  8. Epiphany

    Epiphany Well-Known Member

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    He looks old and worn out...must be all the lying and scamming taking it's toll.
     
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    The little girl’s white tights! 98C33A24-9648-43EB-8DBD-024425AAAC97.gif
     
  10. Laura2014

    Laura2014 Well-Known Member

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    Oh my god! Where are the fashion police? Does this dork have any idea how to dress. Who just WHO. would wear a striped top with check shorts! And those two ugly watches taking strategic place. I do love the Harissa placed on the outside of the bandage.

    They should occupy themselves joining an am dram theatre club!
     
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    AmberHeart Lady Amberheart of Gafsa

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    Here’s the proof his life won’t stop :D and Google loves it :p
     
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    Brasilgirl Well-Known Member

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    I know right! I like how he is thinking of saving costs by re-using the same fake bandages when he can. He probably got his injuries from tripping over that huge watch. Hehe. What a goof.
    But I must say that he is entertaining.
     
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  13. Mango Chutney

    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    Well.........:oops::D:D
     
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    Laura2014 Well-Known Member

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    Not you I hope @Mango Chutney? That would be a great dissapointment to me. I would feel compelled to intervene.
     
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    Who could love this piece of sh*t!:sick:
     
  16. Going for the limit

    Going for the limit Well-Known Member

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    Does he still try to contact you apples?
    I just cant over the dramatics of him.
    Waste of space he is
     
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    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    ME?????? NO!!!! :eek:
    Girl......I am a dedicated follower of fashion: Primark, F&F, George, New Look, Next, markets.....and anything hippy-ish :D

    Once upon a time, I knew a rat, his name was Houssem.

    Rat had a pair of red checked shorts, also known as gingham. They were literally stuck to his body day and night.

    Every ten/fourteen days, said shorts would be slowly peeled from his unwashed body, hit the floor with a thud that registered on the Richter scale....and be carefully kicked into whichever dark corner of the house or garden, that the manky old twin tub was positioned in that day.

    Careful kicking was necessary, as to kick too hard would break a toe....but to pick up by hand required extreme fitness levels for the weight of dirt, shed skin and any body matters lurking inside and also, because if said garment lingered too close to a sensitive nose, it induced an involuntary gag reflex and streaming eyes, due to foul odour from his 'bits, bobs & ass'.

    So loved were these shorts, that the crutch literally rotted away, but t'was not a problem, as the rotting was on the seam.....and he had a hostage in his room, who was a dab hand with needle and thread :thumbsup:

    Some days, rat liked to match up his checked shorts with a navy blue and pink striped tee shirt....t'was a rather fetching? :confused:
    Interesting? :confused:
    Different? :confused:
    Look entirely. The dirty rat often decided to release his sewing lady on days when said ensemble was being modelled, putting both parties in the public eye :eek:

    The seamstress was deemed positively old fashioned, and not with the times.

    One day, the seamstress held hostage fled....leaving Houssem the rat living unhappily ever after with his rat family, no money, no job, no prospects......and free to wear check shorts with a stripey tee shirt whenever the urge took him.

    And they all lived unhappily ever after....except seamstress, who found happiness.

    The End.
     
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    Why isn’t he dead.? Can’t even do that properly,,insane,ugly,boring ,psychotic,piece of shit ,quite normal then,for a Tunisian ‘ man ‘
     
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    ROTFL....I am amused and disgusted at the same time :D:eek:
     
  22. magic

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    How could you? With the smell? I just couldn’t,,,definite no no ,,, if you smell of shit ,get the hell away from me,before I knock you out
     
  23. Mango Chutney

    Mango Chutney Well-Known Member

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    Ya, it's pretty rank.....but I did ensure they were thoroughly washed first :thumbsup:
     
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    Ah, the famous gingham pants. How could I have forgotten. :rolleyes:
     
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    Jisela Well-Known Member

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    I think Walid should play with something slightly more his size... I think this would be a fair "match". Maybe in a nice area like El Jem. What do you guys think???

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